"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

- Michael Scott (via amyyy)

4 months ago 2,314 notes
15th
January
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schrutebucks:

eyepollution:
Michael: Can I have everyone’s attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who’s supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it’s like to be disabled? Phyllis: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.Michael: No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman’s trouble.Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.Michael: Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I’m sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. Stanley: I’m not disabled and neither are you.

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schrutebucks:

eyepollution:

Michael: Can I have everyone’s attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who’s supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it’s like to be disabled?
Phyllis: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman’s trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
Michael: Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I’m sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley: I’m not disabled and neither are you.

(via loonylyndsey)

4 months ago 18 notes

Oh, Michael Scott…

it’s just not the same without you.

R.I.P. “The Office.”

7 months ago 25 notes